gandalf gandyson

super senior executive

About

It's update time...Man, I have had so many achievements in the last couple of years I make Lebron James and Charlie Sheen look humble. I still own and operate so many businesses its insane! A normal person couldn't do it, but luckily I come from roayalty and can trace back my name over 500 generations. Its Steak and Lobster for me everyday, you're lucky to have drawn butter. Riding the success of my novel ".."How to suceed at life when everything is given to you and other stories from SJU" i have begun to write my 2nd book "Who says a Silver Spoon is a bad thing" and of course "Fatherhood...."Really?, can't my baby momma watch him?" Writing down goals is for people who aren't sucessful like i am. i have achievements....Like 1 upping people, spending $$ i don't have, making the state pay for my baby, and poppin' bottles on rooftops all over downtown. I had a goal once and BOOM there i was beating Larry Fitz in the 40 while planning parties with my imaginary friends.

Country

germany

City

berlin

Industry

hospitality

Skill

Experience

cpo - chief painting officer

gandalf's painting service

2009-4 - 2010-3 · 1 yr

I am by far one of the best interior painter's you could ever meet. I will take a project that other services will complete in a day and draw it out to last 3 months. I employ anyone and everyone willing to assist me as after usually 1 hour I am so exhausted from manual labor that I need steak, lobster and jack daniels. Contact me for all your painting needs....Next availability 2010 - currently working on a 10'x20' room...It's going to take a while.

senior director and chief executive officer of birthing

gandalf's birth coaching

1999-9 - 2005-2 · 5 yrs 6 mos

I assist in the birthing process, in terms of patience and helping. I awkwardly show up to the birth of your child un invited to make your hiusband uncomfortable by my striking good looks and executive dress.

super senior executive

briefcase international

2011-4 - Present · 15 yrs 6 mos

Well, I carry a briefcase...I'm kinda a big deal...What's inside you ask? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, I'm a GD EXECUTIVE. It's what we carry....in the 1980s.

cognac and ellipticals

cognac and

2010-2 - Present · 16 yrs 8 mos

Who needs to exercise when you can just buy a $10000 Elliptical and use it to hang clothes while you sip fine cognac on your executive couches? I mean, a lot of people find weak, out of shape executives to be manly....Just wait until I rock my tapered jeans..."I toss so much bread around the laddies flock like pigeons in the park"

founder

the shadowstripe association of america

2009-2 - 2011-3 · 2 yrs 2 mos

This is an association for the advancement of ShadowStripes....I want to take them beyond suits. Shadowstripe socks, hats, mittens, scarfs, ascots, dickies, turtlenecks, and many other straight clothes. The key to the shadow stripe is that liek a Zebra you must wear them everyday and rarely if ever wash them in fear of being eaten by a lion....Or in my case a dry cleaner. Shadow stripes are so 2009...it's all about the 3 piece suit!

chief executive officer

drywall by dummies

2009-4 - 2010-3 · 1 yr

I hang drywall the old fashioned way....I cut it poorly and then use nails and i had not heard of "drywall screws" until I went to the store looking for wood screws! Not to worry, I think it will be ok

ceo, executive chairman of wine-ing

gandalf's rooftop winery

2004-3 - Present · 22 yrs 7 mos

Wine, patron, Jack Daniels, it doesn't matter just drink a lot of it and make sure it's expensive...Because if it's expensive then you know its good. Ask me about hooking YOU up with a shot girl....I can make it happen