stormy williams

'professor of profanity' and pseudo academic striving for mediocrity

About

As a leading LPI (Low Performing Individual), thought(less) leader and seagull manager, all of Stormy's intelligence is artificial and he thinks inside the box As a self-perceived expert on everything, he is not particularly passionate, enthusiastic, go-getting, or motivated. At best, he is indifferent and nonchalant. In fact, he is not even responsible, results-oriented or a catalytic and innovative change agent. Stormy is not creative or driven. There is no track record or extensive experience of strategic, team building, or profitable, value-added synergistic success. He is an unaccomplished and unprofessional third tier player. A passionate advocate and internationally renown practitioner of the Dunning–Kruger effect and mindless infographics.

Country

canada

City

saskatoon

Industry

professional training & coaching

Skill

low self esteem, separation anxiety, trivial linkedin updates, just getting through the day, loser, work shy, copying and pasting from the www, facebook creeping, cynical, obfuscation, corel wordperfect, annonying, complacency, not drinking the kool aid, f bombs, drama queen, crumbles under pressure, failed practitioner, gormless, naive, superficial, grate at sppeling, socially awkward, self centred, overated, cluster f bombs, eating with his hands, not volunteering, clueless, misguided, individual player, pessimist, insufferable, faking it, narcissistic, hypocrite, over inflated ego, uncoordinated, dropping vowels, easily flustered, gravitional astronomy, supremely unconfident, immature, dunningkruger effect, unable to pronounce words starting with 'th', south pole elf, lpi, going through the motions, worrying, splurging business jargon, offering false hope, seagull management, british teeth, connect 4